The best part about hating yourself is that when anyone insults you it doesn’t hurt, because no one could possibly think less of you than yourself
my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they
if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework
you know me so well
they got home and this is how that went
me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!
mom: what is that from?
they’re now double grounded
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise